The "Barely Adequate" Plan
- Our Barely Adequate plan is perfect for those who enjoy living on the edge. With just enough disk space and bandwidth to keep your website running, and zero email accounts, you'll be living life dangerously. Our website builder is non-existent, but who needs that anyway? Plus, our customer support is limited to a single email address, so you can enjoy the thrill of waiting for a response.
- Disk Space: Just Enough
- Bandwidth: Good Luck
- Email Accounts: Zero
- Customer Support: Email address which may or may not be checked
The "Marginally Better" Plan
- Our Marginally Better plan is for those who demand a little bit more. With almost enough disk space and bandwidth, and one whole email account, you'll be living the high life. Our website builder is basic but functional, and our customer support includes a phone number that may or may not connect you to someone who can help.
- Disk Space: Almost Enough
- Bandwidth: Could Be Better
- Email Accounts: One
- Customer Support: Phone number that may or may not connect you to someone who can help
The "Kind of Impressive" Plan
- Our Kind of Impressive plan is, well, kind of impressive. With more than enough disk space and impressive bandwidth, and multiple email accounts (we won't tell you how many, but it's definitely more than one), you'll feel like a king or queen. Our website builder is top-notch, but we won't brag about it (okay, maybe just a little). And if you ever need help, our customer support is available 24/7 via carrier pigeon.
- Disk Space: More Than Enough
- Bandwidth: Impressive
- Email Accounts: Multiple, but who's counting?
- Customer Support: Available 24/7 via carrier pigeon
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